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Offshore Oscar’s picks May 2, 3 – Easy money will be ours
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Last weekend was tough with two frustrating draws on games that could easily have been wins, but that happens all the time so you’d think I’d be used to it. Fiorentina came through big though, so we only had a small loss.
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Offshore Oscar’s picks April 25, 26 – Newcastle celebrates a future WAG
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We proved once again last week that it’s better to be lucky than good, and had another smashing weekend at the windows. Chris Hamburg helpfully pointed out in the comments that Berlin’s striker Voronin had been suspended for 3 games for kicking a ball at another guy, which got past us before we locked in [...]
Offshore Oscar’s picks – April 10,11 Norf London parlay time
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I’m back from Mexico, and I can’t tell you how thrilling it was to meet so many people who follow my picks while on holiday! I totally agree with most of you that the jail cell was way too small for all of us, but looking back it’s hard to hold a grudge, even though [...]
Offshore Oscar’s picks Mar-21, 22 – Roma/Juventus too close to call
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Another great weekend as we hit two of three propositions, and now our total is heading back toward its peak from a month ago. Those who said that my picks sounded like they were coming from someone in the Special Olympics of Gambling really hurt my feelings, so it’s nice to prove once again that [...]
Offshore Oscar’s picks Feb-28, Mar-1 – It’s payback time, dammit!
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As Radiohead famously sang, ‘Gravity always wins’ and it seems to apply to football betting as well, with our crazy lucky streak turning around in an instant. Our bankroll is still way in the black, but I barely remember what it feels like to win a bet. We are back to the fundamentals again, whatever [...]
Offshore Oscars picks Feb-21, 22 – Stoked about this Serie A draw
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Last week was a bloodbath for us, betting-wise, and watching all those scoreless draws was probably not a lot of fun even for the nutters who had nothing riding on the games. Things got so bad in Milan that 7 people were arrested after the Derby, and even though I don’t have the details, I [...]
Offshore Oscar’s picks Feb-14 and 15 – Italian and French WAGs special
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That USA win during the week seemed so easy that it’s amazing we more than doubled our money on that bet, but that was offset by my big bet that satellites would collide in orbit last week instead of this week. Where the hell were you when I needed you, disused Russian satellite Cosmos 2251? [...]
Offshore Oscar’s picks Feb-7,8 – Spurs overmatched and it’s burger time
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This thing has gotten so easy that I keep waiting for Ashton Kutcher to burst through the doors and say that he’s secretly had all these teams all play according to my picks just to catch me congratulating myself too much. Whatever, Ashton, now go back to making unwatchable movies.
It was yet another weekend [...]
Offshore Oscars picks Jan-28 – Midweek upset specials!
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Another great weekend leaves us with so many units that we can barely find a place to keep them. I’m now detailing my results from last time on my picks posts, which I hope and assume will make it easier for when Hollywood starts researching me for a movie or tell-all book of some kind. [...]
Offshore Oscar’s picks for January 24 and 25, 2009
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Aston Villa and Genoa each came through exactly as hoped, which more than made up for the Madrid parlay debacle. We are now so solidly into positive territory that FIFA is probably looking into the situation. At this rate it shouldn’t be long before football handicappers have their own WAGs who are featured in tabloid [...]
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