

Offshore Oscar’s results for October 11, 2008
By: Offshore Oscar | October 12th, 2008
Another small win for the weekend was mixed with disappointment, as I was so confident in a Scottish victory that I decided to come to Edinburgh to celebrate with the locals. I quickly ran into a hardened group of cross-dressers (all wearing similar skirts!) drowning their sorrows, and things were going along well enough until we were confronted by a group of thugs wearing kilts (who evidently don’t like being mocked by guys wearing skirts on days the Scotland team plays), so I had to get the hell out of there.
Offshore Oscar’s results for October 11, 2008
1 – It turns out Scotland, and specifically Chris Iwelumo, does not like to embarrass their guests by anything so cruel as scoring a goal in the game, so they were lucky to get out with a draw with Norway.
Bet: 40 units
Collect: 0
2 – Not surprisingly, heavily favored Germany was not so polite to the Russian tourists, but after getting two early goals they had to sweat it out to preserve the full points 2-1.
Bet: 60 units
Collect: 102
Previous bankroll: 1,175 units
Win/loss for the week: +2
New bankroll: 1,177 units
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